Long before presidential campaign slogans promised to restore America to a former, dubiously-undefined greatness or win non-descript fights with a contender whose arguably greatest attribute is being under the age of 65, candidates treated their taglines like an art form. 

From Al Smith's promises to make our "wet dreams come true" to a "his momma" joke about the sanctity of Lillian Carter's rack, here are the 19 most insane campaign buttons in history.